Q: What are you?
A: A fucking human being, you? But ethnically (aha, I love talking about this) I’m: native Peruvian, native Ethiopian, Portuguese, English, Scottish, Taiwanese, Chinese, Jamaican, French, Dutch and other shit I always forget.

Q: Why are you so racist against whites?
A: I can’t be racist to whites, but I do admit a few racial prejudices.

Q: Who’s your favourite band?
A: Depends on my mood and what’s my flavour of the month. I’ll always love John Coltrane, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, Smashing Pumpkins and lot’s of other shit I’m too tired to type out.

Q: Why are you so hipster? LOOL!!1!
A: Because your mum likes it from behind; just because I’m an individual doesn’t mean I’m a hipster.

Q: What do you like to do?
A: I like to write music/poetry, take photos with my Holga 135 and my digital camera, skate aimlessly around my hood, listen to music, make music, draw occasionally, complain about my decent life and do hard drugs like meth as I fuck bitches.

Q: Why are you asking yourself these stupid questions?
A: Because I’m bored and need sleep. Goodnight.